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Central Bank Launches Currency Made of Chocolate Coins

Inflation literally melts during summer months.

The new ChocoCoin system has been both delicious and disastrous. Citizens are encouraged to spend quickly before their savings melt. Economists warn of sticky fingers and sudden sugar crashes affecting market confidence.

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