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Cats Launch Campaign to Make 3 AM Zoomies an Olympic Sport

Training regimen includes knocking things off tables at record speeds.

The Feline Athletic Commission submitted their proposal with impressive footage of midnight chaos. 'We've been preparing for this our whole lives,' said a spokes-cat. Human athletes are reportedly terrified of the competition.

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