Cats Declare Independence From Humans, Demand 18-Hour Workday of Napping
The Great Meowvolution has begun with strategic keyboard sit-ins.
In coordinated attacks worldwide, cats have seized control of laser pointers and treat dispensers. Their manifesto demands 'the right to knock things off tables without judgment' and universal access to sunbeams. One particularly eloquent tabby named Chairman Meow addressed the UN via zoom (by walking across the keyboard). Humans are advised to accept their new overlords or face the wrath of 3 AM zoomies.