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Cat Walks Across Keyboard, Accidentally Buys 47 Kg Of Cat Food On Amazon, No Regrets

Cat Walks Across Keyboard, Accidentally Buys 47 Kg Of Cat Food On Amazon, No Regrets
The cat is now the primary shopper. He has a Prime membership and an opinion on shipping speeds.

Mittens, a domestic cat, walked across his owner's keyboard and ordered 47 kg of cat food. 'I didn't even know what happened,' his owner said. 'I saw the order confirmation.' Mittens now has his own Amazon account. 'He's very decisive,' his owner said. Mittens has been seen watching unboxing videos. 'I think he's reviewing his purchases,' the owner said. Mittens is waiting for the delivery. 'It's his order,' the owner said.

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Pets#Cats#Satire
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