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Cat Learns To Open Doors, Now Demands Privacy And A 'Do Not Disturb' Sign

Cat Learns To Open Doors, Now Demands Privacy And A 'Do Not Disturb' Sign
'He closes the door behind him,' his owner said. 'He's very private.' The sign was written in paw.

Mr. Whiskers learned to open doors. He now closes them behind him. 'He demands privacy,' his owner, Mark, said. 'He has a 'do not disturb' sign now.' The sign was written in paw prints. 'He's very serious,' Mark said. Mr. Whiskers has started a 'privacy podcast.' Episode 1: 'The Importance of Closed Doors.' He has 47,000 followers. 'He's very influential,' Mark said.

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