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Cat Learns To Knock Things Off Tables, Now Runs A 'Rental' Service For Your Belongings

Cat Learns To Knock Things Off Tables, Now Runs A 'Rental' Service For Your Belongings
'I'll knock it off for a treat,' the cat said. 'Payment up front.' The business is booming.

Mr. Whiskers has learned to knock things off tables. He now charges for the service. 'I'll knock it off for a treat,' Mr. Whiskers said (via translator). 'Payment up front.' The business is booming. 'I pay him to not knock things off,' his owner said. 'It's a protection racket.' Mr. Whiskers has 47 clients. 'He's very entrepreneurial,' the owner said.

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