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Cat Learns To Answer The Door, Now Screens Guests, Refuses Entry To 'Unapproved Visitors'

Cat Learns To Answer The Door, Now Screens Guests, Refuses Entry To 'Unapproved Visitors'
'The cat decides who enters,' the owner said. 'He's very selective.' He has a list of approved guests.

Mr. Whiskers has learned to answer the door. He now screens visitors. 'He checks who it is,' his owner said. 'He has a list of approved guests.' Unapproved guests are met with a stare. 'He's very judgmental,' one visitor said. Mr. Whiskers has a list. 'The mailman is on the list,' the owner said. 'The pizza delivery is not.' Mr. Whiskers is now the doorman.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #Pets#Cats#Satire
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