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Captain Cluck Norris Trains Chickens for Intergalactic Egg Delivery Service

Captain Cluck Norris Trains Chickens for Intergalactic Egg Delivery Service
Space hens achieve warp cluck in record time.

Captain Cluck Norris of CoopForce One announced the first poultry-powered space fleet. 'These birds don't chicken out,' he boasted as a hen laid an egg in zero gravity. NASA offered collaboration but was told the eggs are already in orbit.

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