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Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Support Group For People Who Apologize Too Much

Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Support Group For People Who Apologize Too Much
'I'm sorry you had to come here,' the group's sign reads.

Bubbles McSqueaky has opened a support group for chronic over-apologizers. 'Sorry you're here,' the welcome sign reads. 'Sorry this room is cold. Sorry there aren't better snacks.' The first meeting consisted of 47 people apologizing to each other for 3 hours. No progress was made. 'Sorry,' McSqueaky said. The group will meet again next week, 'if that's okay with everyone, sorry.'

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