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Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Spa Where Clients Are Tickled Instead Of Massaged

Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Spa Where Clients Are Tickled Instead Of Massaged
'Laughter is the best medicine,' Bubbles said. 'Also, we don't have massage tables.'

Bubbles McSqueaky has opened 'The Giggle Spa,' where clients receive tickle therapy instead of massages. 'Why knead when you can tickle?' McSqueaky asked. Sessions last 30 minutes or until clients 'tap out.' The spa offers 'Feather Zones' and 'Gentle Poke Packages.' One client described the experience as 'relaxing and also slightly violating.' McSqueaky calls it 'innovative.' Liability waivers are 12 pages long.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Business#Satire#Wellness
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