Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Pet Store That Sells Invisible Dogs, Calls Them 'Imagination Pooches'
Each invisible dog comes with an invisible leash and 'conceptual poop bags.'
Bubbles McSqueaky has opened 'Phantom Paws,' a pet store selling invisible dogs. 'Real dogs are messy,' McSqueaky explained. 'Imagination dogs are perfect.' Each 'Imagination Pooch' costs $500 and includes an invisible leash, a phantom food bowl, and 'conceptual poop bags.' Owners report 'zero shedding' and 'unconditional love, probably.' 'I took mine for a walk,' one owner said. 'The neighbors stared.'