Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Library Where Books Read Themselves Aloud, Then Judge Your Reactions
'You gasped too early,' one book reportedly said. 'Read better.'
Bubbles McSqueaky has opened a 'judgmental library' where books read themselves aloud and critique your emotional responses. 'You laughed at the wrong part,' one novel scolded. 'That was a serious passage.' The library also features 'gaslighting encyclopedias' that change facts mid-sentence. 'I'm pretty sure the capital of France was Paris,' one patron said uncertainly. 'Not anymore,' the book replied.