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Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Hair Salon That Only Cuts Invisible Hair, Charges $200

Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Hair Salon That Only Cuts Invisible Hair, Charges $200
Customers leave feeling 'lighter' and 'slightly scammed' but 'too polite to complain.'

Bubbles McSqueaky has opened 'The Emperor's New Salon,' which only cuts invisible hair. 'We remove what you can't see,' McSqueaky explained. 'It's about potential.' Each session costs $200 and involves scissors snipping air while customers wear 'conceptual capes.' Yelp reviews are mixed: 'I felt something, maybe,' one wrote. McSqueaky is now offering 'imaginary coloring' for an extra $150.

📅 12 hrs ago ⏱️ 64s read #Business#Satire#Beauty
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