Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Gym Where You're Rewarded For Not Showing Up
'Absence is the ultimate workout,' McSqueaky explained. 'Your muscles rest. That's progress.'
Bubbles McSqueaky has opened 'The Absentee Gym,' where members earn points for not attending. 'Why work out when you can stay home?' McSqueaky asked. 'Resting is reps.' The gym's app tracks 'inactivity streaks' and rewards 'pristine couch-sitting.' Critics call it 'a membership to nothing.' Members call it 'the best gym ever.' McSqueaky's next venture: a meditation studio that 'celebrates distracted thinking.'