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Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Dating App For People Who Want To Date Their Own Reflection

Bubbles McSqueaky Opens Dating App For People Who Want To Date Their Own Reflection
'Why look for love elsewhere when your mirror image is right there?' McSqueaky asked.

Bubbles McSqueaky has launched 'MirrorLove,' a dating app for people who want to date themselves. 'You already share interests,' McSqueaky explained. 'You both like the same food, same movies, same bed.' Users swipe right on their own profile and then meet up... by looking in a mirror. 'Best relationship I've ever had,' one user said. 'We never argue. Except about who's the good-looking one.'

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Business#Satire#Dating
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