Bubbles McFizzypop Opens Spa Where Clients Are Massaged By Vibrating Pickles
'The brine is therapeutic,' McFizzypop explained. 'The smell is... acquired.'
Bubbles McFizzypop has opened 'The Gherkin Grotto,' a spa using vibrating pickles for massage therapy. 'Cucumbers are passive,' McFizzypop explained. 'Pickles have purpose.' Clients report feeling 'released' and 'slightly pickled.' 'I smell like a deli,' one customer said, 'but my back feels great.' McFizzypop is now developing 'kimchi hot stones' for 'spicier relaxation.' Liability waivers mention 'possible fermentation side effects.'