Bubbles McFizzypop Opens Restaurant Where You Pay By The Sigh, Not By The Meal
A burger costs 3 sighs. Dessert costs 'a long exhale and some light existentialism.'
Bubbles McFizzypop has opened 'The Audible Diner,' where payment is made in audible exhalations. 'Money is outdated,' McFizzypop explained. 'Resignation is universal.' The menu lists prices in 'sigh units'—fries cost 'one frustrated breath,' a steak costs 'a deep, soulful exhale.' Customers report leaving 'well-fed and emotionally drained.' 'I sighed 12 times for a milkshake,' one diner said. 'Worth it.'