Bubbles McFizzypop Opens Gym Where You Pay To Watch Other People Sweat, Called 'Vicarious Fitness'
'Why suffer yourself when you can watch someone else suffer?' McFizzypop asked.
Bubbles McFizzypop has opened 'The Couch Potato Gym,' where members pay to watch workout videos while eating chips. 'It's about energy exchange,' McFizzypop explained. 'I'm sweating spiritually.' The gym features recliners, snack bars, and screens playing 'motivational' content. 'I did a marathon yesterday,' one member said, reaching for more popcorn. 'Well, I watched one.' McFizzypop is now opening a 'secondhand gym' where you watch people who watched people exercise.