Bubbles McFizzypop Opens Gym Where You Pay To Watch Exercise Videos, Not Actually Exercise
'Watching is exhausting,' one member said from the couch. 'I feel accomplished.'
Bubbles McFizzypop has opened 'The Vicarious Gym,' where members pay to watch exercise videos while remaining seated. 'Why sweat when you can spectate?' McFizzypop asked. The gym features couches, snacks, and large screens playing workout content. 'I did a marathon today,' one member said, eating chips. 'Well, I watched one.' McFizzypop is now opening a 'secondhand gym' where you watch people who watched people exercise.