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Bubbles McFizzypop Opens Bubble Wrap Popping Therapy Center

Bubbles McFizzypop Opens Bubble Wrap Popping Therapy Center
Sessions cost $50 per hour and include 'premium bubbles' and 'emotional support.'

Bubbles McFizzypop has opened a therapy center dedicated entirely to popping bubble wrap. 'It's not just stress relief—it's medicine,' McFizzypop said while popping a sheet demonstratively. Sessions include 'guided popping' and 'expressive bubble art.' The center offers 'premium bubbles' (larger, more satisfying pops) and 'silent bubbles' (for masochists). The waiting list is three months long. McFizzypop is already franchising.

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