Bubbles McFizzypop Loses Bet, Forced To Speak Only In Rhymes For Entire Year
The year is now known as 'The Great Rhyme Crime' by locals who are 'tired of it.'
Bubbles McFizzypop lost a bet and is now legally required to speak only in rhymes for an entire year. 'It seemed fine at the time, but now it's a climb,' McFizzypop said. Friends report that conversations are 'exhausting' and 'make them want to drink wine.' McFizzypop's year ends in December, which he calls 'a time I will remember.' Locals are counting down the days.