Bubbles McFizzypod Opens Spa Where You're Massaged By Gentle Butterflies With Tiny Hands
'The butterflies graduated from massage school,' McFizzypod explained. 'They're very professional.'
Bubbles McFizzypod has opened 'Lepidoptera Luxe,' a spa where clients are massaged by specially trained butterflies. 'Each butterfly has tiny massage certifications,' McFizzypod explained. 'They specialize in 'feather-light touch' and 'existential calm.''' Clients report feeling 'tickled' and 'lightly judged.' 'One butterfly whispered that I carry tension in my shoulders,' a client said. 'I didn't know butterflies could talk.'