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Bubbles McFizzypod Opens Spa Where You're Massaged By Gentle Butterflies With Tiny Hands

Bubbles McFizzypod Opens Spa Where You're Massaged By Gentle Butterflies With Tiny Hands
'The butterflies graduated from massage school,' McFizzypod explained. 'They're very professional.'

Bubbles McFizzypod has opened 'Lepidoptera Luxe,' a spa where clients are massaged by specially trained butterflies. 'Each butterfly has tiny massage certifications,' McFizzypod explained. 'They specialize in 'feather-light touch' and 'existential calm.''' Clients report feeling 'tickled' and 'lightly judged.' 'One butterfly whispered that I carry tension in my shoulders,' a client said. 'I didn't know butterflies could talk.'

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