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BSNL Launches 6G Network In India; Signal Quality Described As 'Classic BSNL'

BSNL Launches 6G Network In India; Signal Quality Described As 'Classic BSNL'
The 6G service offers speeds 40x faster than 4G and 0.2x as reliable as BSNL's 3G from 2009.

State telecom operator BSNL launched India's first commercially available 6G network on Thursday in a ceremony at Sanchar Bhawan, New Delhi, marking what officials called 'a new chapter in India's digital journey.' The new network, which theoretically delivers speeds of up to 1 terabit per second, received its first independent field test from tech journalist Pradeep Rao, who reported sustained speeds of 180 Mbps in the corridor immediately outside the launch venue, 4 Mbps in the lobby, and 0 Mbps in the parking lot, where the signal was replaced by a notification reading 'Searching… BSNL 6G.' BSNL's spokesperson called this 'an area-by-area rollout in progress' and noted the network would cover all major Indian cities 'as per schedule, which is confidential.'

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