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Bride's 'Something Borrowed' Was Her Ex-Husband, Who She Borrowed From Her Best Friend

Bride's 'Something Borrowed' Was Her Ex-Husband, Who She Borrowed From Her Best Friend
The best friend was the maid of honor. The ex-husband was the groom. The math is messy.

Bride McRecycle borrowed her best friend's ex-husband as her 'something borrowed' — and also as her groom. 'It's about sustainability,' the bride explained. The best friend, who was the maid of honor, has not spoken to either of them. The wedding cake had a topper of two people holding a 'we're sorry' card. The marriage lasted 47 days. The ex-husband is now back with the best friend. The cycle continues.

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