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Bride's 'No Kids' Wedding Had One Exception: Her Emotional Support Goat, Gerald

Bride's 'No Kids' Wedding Had One Exception: Her Emotional Support Goat, Gerald
Gerald wore a tiny tuxedo and ate the floral arrangements. The flower girl is still crying.

Bride McGoat banned children from her wedding but brought her emotional support goat, Gerald. 'He's different,' the bride explained. Gerald ate the centerpieces, headbutted a groomsman, and loudly bleated during the vows. The flower girl (who was not invited) watched from outside and is still upset. Gerald has been named 'best goat' in a Facebook poll. The groom is allergic. He's now also allergic to the marriage.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 70s read #Wedding#Animals#Drama 🔥 Breaking
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