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Bride's 'No Gifts' Policy Was Actually A Test, Guests Failed, Wedding Is Now 'On Hold'

Bride's 'No Gifts' Policy Was Actually A Test, Guests Failed, Wedding Is Now 'On Hold'
The guests who didn't bring gifts have been uninvited. The guests who did bring gifts are now 'suspect.'

Bride McTest said 'no gifts' as a test. Her guests believed her. 'You were supposed to know I didn't mean it,' the bride said. Half the guests have been uninvited. The other half are 'under review.' The wedding is now 'postponed indefinitely.' The groom is 'reconsidering.' The guests have started a support group called 'Survivors of the Gift Test.' The bride is now registering for gifts alone.

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