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Bride's 'Bouquet Toss' Was Actually A Declarations Of Intent To Flee The Wedding

Bride's 'Bouquet Toss' Was Actually A Declarations Of Intent To Flee The Wedding
She threw the bouquet at her own getaway car. The driver caught it. They are now dating.

Bride McEscape threw her bouquet not at the single women, but directly at her waiting getaway car. The driver, a confused Uber driver named Steve, caught it. 'I guess I'm the maid of honor now?' Steve said. The bride and Steve are now dating. The groom is 'processing.' The wedding venue is now hosting 'elopement specials.' Steve has started a podcast called 'The Accidental Groom.'

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