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Bride Uninvites Sister Over 'Emotional Support Water Bottle' Drama, Wedding Is Now In Shambles

Bride Uninvites Sister Over 'Emotional Support Water Bottle' Drama, Wedding Is Now In Shambles
The water bottle in question was 'making eye contact during the toast.'

Bridezilla McPlanner has uninvited her sister after a heated argument about an 'emotional support water bottle.' 'She brought it to the rehearsal dinner and it was staring at me,' the bride claimed. The sister insists it's 'just a hydro flask.' The wedding party has split into #TeamSister and #TeamHydroFlask. The groom is 'staying out of it' and has been sleeping at a Holiday Inn. The cake has not been ordered.

📅 14 hrs ago ⏱️ 68s read #Wedding#Drama#Family 🔥 Breaking
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