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Bride Cancels Wedding After Groom Says 'I Guess' When Asked 'Do You Take This Woman?'

Bride Cancels Wedding After Groom Says 'I Guess' When Asked 'Do You Take This Woman?'
The groom claims he was 'going for casual confidence' and 'messed up the tone.'

Bridezilla Chillmore walked out mid-ceremony when her fiancé responded to 'do you take this woman?' with 'I guess so, yeah.' 'It wasn't a rom-com,' Chillmore said from her parents' basement. 'It was a disaster.' The groom, Chad Noncommittal, has since issued a statement: 'I meant yes enthusiastically. I just have resting ambivalence face.' The wedding cake was donated to a shelter, where it was described as 'delicious but slightly awkward.'

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