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Bread Split Spotted Crying Into a Burrito at 3 AM

Source says 'Anguilla Jellybean took the dog and the good towels.'

The burrito was from a gas station. He tipped $400 and asked the cashier if she 'believes in soulmates.' The cashier called security.

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