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Boyfriend Says 'You Look Great Without Makeup' While She's Wearing Full Makeup

Boyfriend Says 'You Look Great Without Makeup' While She's Wearing Full Makeup
She has not spoken to him in 72 hours. He is 'confused but supportive.'

Jake Clueless complimented his girlfriend on her 'natural beauty' while she was wearing a full face of professionally applied makeup. 'I meant she looks great even without makeup,' Clueless clarified, digging the hole deeper. 'So without it, she'd look even better?' his girlfriend responded. Jake has since been sleeping on the couch, still 'not sure what I did wrong.' His friends have staged an intervention about 'understanding concealer.'

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Dating#Relationships#Satire
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