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Birds Hold International Summit to Discuss Window Collisions

Birds Hold International Summit to Discuss Window Collisions
They demand better architectural planning from humans.

Representatives from over 200 species gathered to address the ongoing crisis. 'We would like the glass to be more visible,' said the head pigeon. Architects are now required to attend 'Bird Safety 101' workshops.

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