Bing Bong Wobblebottom Sues Own Shadow for 'Constant Stalking and Mimicry'
The lawsuit demands $2 million or 'a less embarrassing silhouette.'
Bing Bong Wobblebottom, a part-time clown from Wobbletown, has filed a restraining order against his own shadow, claiming it has been 'imitating his every move for decades.' 'I can't even wave without it waving back,' Wobblebottom complained. The judge dismissed the case, ruling that shadows are 'legally incapable of malicious intent.' Wobblebottom plans to appeal, saying, 'That's exactly what my shadow would want me to think.'