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Bing Bong Wobblebottom Opens Restaurant Where You Eat In Total Darkness, Food Is Also Invisible

Bing Bong Wobblebottom Opens Restaurant Where You Eat In Total Darkness, Food Is Also Invisible
Customers have been eating empty plates and calling it 'the ultimate trust exercise.'

Bing Bong Wobblebottom has opened 'The Blind Trust Cafe,' where diners eat in complete darkness—and the food is also invisible. 'You have to believe there's food,' Wobblebottom explained. 'Faith is flavor.' Customers pay $200 for 'conceptual meals' and leave hungry but 'spiritually fulfilled.' 'I tasted nothing,' one diner said. 'It was transcendent.' Wobblebottom is now opening a 'silent restaurant' where conversations are 'implied.'

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