Bing Bong Wobblebottom Invents Shoes That Walk Themselves, Refuse To Take You Along
The shoes have formed a union and are demanding 'independent mobility rights.'
Bing Bong Wobblebottom has invented self-walking shoes that refuse to carry their owner. 'They just walk away,' Wobblebottom said, standing barefoot. 'I think they're happier without me.' The shoes have been spotted around town, forming 'footwear collectives' and loitering outside shoe stores. Wobblebottom is now developing 'apologetic socks' that 'stay put out of guilt.'