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Bing Bong Wigglyworm Juggles Pickles For 12 Hours Straight, Sets Record

Bing Bong Wigglyworm Juggles Pickles For 12 Hours Straight, Sets Record
His hands are now permanently pickle-scented, which he calls 'a feature.'

Bing Bong Wigglyworm has set a world record by juggling pickles for 12 consecutive hours without dropping a single gherkin. 'I smell like a deli, and I'm proud,' Wigglyworm said, displaying his pickle-juice-stained hands. The record attempt was sponsored by a local pickle company, which has since named a jar after him: 'Wigglyworm's Wickedly Long Pickles.' Wigglyworm is now training to juggle olives, which he admits are 'more slippery and morally questionable.'

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