Bing Bong McFlop Sells 'Emotional Support Potato' For $200, Calls It 'Grounding'
The potato comes with a tiny leash and a certificate of 'starchy companionship.'
Bing Bong McFlop has launched 'Emotional Support Potatoes'—certified tubers that 'listen without judgment.' 'They're great conversationalists,' McFlop claimed. 'They never interrupt.' Each potato comes with a tiny leash and a certificate of 'starchy companionship.' Critics call it 'a root vegetable scam.' Owners call it 'the best $200 I've ever spent.' McFlop is now developing 'Therapeutic Onions' that 'make you cry on purpose.'