Bing Bong McFlop Invents Clock That Ticks Backwards, Claims 'Time Is A Social Construct'
Users are now 'aging in reverse' and 'confused about appointments.'
Bing Bong McFlop has invented a backward-ticking clock that subtracts seconds. 'Forward time is oppressive,' McFlop explained. 'We're reclaiming our moments.' Users report feeling 'younger' and 'chronologically disoriented.' 'I showed up to work yesterday,' one user said. 'Or was it tomorrow?' McFlop is now developing a calendar with 8-day weeks 'for people who need more weekend.'