Bing Bong McFlop Invents Alarm Clock That Yells 'WAKE UP' In Your Own Voice, Causing Existential Dread
'Why do I sound so disappointed in myself?' one user asked at 6 AM.
Bing Bong McFlop has invented the 'Self-Reflection Alarm,' which wakes you up with a recording of your own voice yelling 'WAKE UP, YOU'RE DOING THIS AGAIN.' 'It's motivational,' McFlop explained. 'And deeply unsettling.' Users report feeling 'judged by themselves' and 'starting the day with pre-emptive guilt.' 'I need therapy now,' one user said. 'And also coffee.'