Bing Bong McFlop Invents Alarm Clock That Only Turns Off If You Solve A Riddle
Most people have just learned to sleep through increasingly complex wordplay.
Bing Bong McFlop has invented a riddle-based alarm clock. 'What has keys but can't open locks?' the clock asks at 6 AM. Groggy users have been heard muttering 'a piano... wait, no... a keyboard... I just want to sleep.' Most have simply learned to sleep through riddles. McFlop's next invention: an alarm that requires 'emotional vulnerability' to silence. 'That one's still in testing,' he admitted.