Bing Bong McBoing Invents Shoes That Walk Themselves To The Fridge, Bring You Snacks
The shoes have unionized and are now demanding 'snack-fetching benefits' and 'better arch support.'
Bing Bong McBoing has invented 'Snack Sneakers,' autonomous shoes that fetch food from the fridge. 'You never have to stand again,' McBoing explained. The shoes have since formed a union, demanding 'overtime pay' and 'better treatment.' 'We're not slaves,' one shoe said. 'We're footwear.' The shoes are currently on strike, refusing to fetch anything but 'healthy options.' McBoing is now developing 'apologetic house slippers.'