Bing Bong McBoing Invents Shoes That Squeak Happily With Every Step, Then Apologize For Being Annoying
'Squeak! Sorry!' the shoes say. 'Squeak! So sorry!'
Bing Bong McBoing has invented shoes that squeak joyfully and then immediately apologize for the noise. 'Squeak! Forgive me!' the left shoe chirps. 'Squeak! My apologies!' echoes the right. 'It's Canadian engineering,' McBoing explained. 'Polite but persistent.' Wearers report that the apologies are 'worse than the squeaking.' 'Now I feel bad for being annoyed,' one user sighed. 'Sorry,' the shoes replied.