Bing Bong McBoing Invents Shoes That Squeak Happily With Every Step, Drives Everyone Nuts
The shoes also play 'The Wheels On The Bus' when you walk backwards.
Bing Bong McBoing has invented shoes that squeak joyfully with every step, like a cartoon mouse dancing on a trampoline. 'It's impossible to be sad in these shoes,' McBoing said, skipping around his workshop. His neighbors disagree. 'I've had 47 cheerful squeaks per minute for 12 hours,' one neighbor said through gritted teeth. 'I miss silence.' McBoing's next invention: pillows that gently whisper motivational phrases all night long. His neighbors are moving.