Bing Bong McBoing Invents Shoes That Only Walk Backwards, Calls It 'Retro Movement'
Users have been seen walking into walls and calling it 'intentional spatial awareness.'
Bing Bong McBoing has invented shoes that only move backward. 'Forward is overrated,' McBoing explained. 'Backward is where the future is.' Users have been seen walking into furniture, lampposts, and each other. 'It's about seeing where you've been,' one user said, backing into a fountain. McBoing is now developing 'sideways sandals' for 'people who can't commit to direction.'