Bing Bong McBoing Installs Trampoline Floor In Living Room, Calls It 'Active Seating'
Guests now bounce uncontrollably during dinner conversations, which are 'unintentionally dramatic.'
Bing Bong McBoing has replaced his living room floor with a giant trampoline. 'Sitting is passive. Bouncing is engagement,' McBoing explained. Dinner guests now bounce uncontrollably, making conversations 'physically challenging' and 'emotionally heightened.' 'I told my boss I quit, but I think I just bounced weirdly,' one guest said. McBoing is now considering a 'ceiling pool' for 'vertical swimming.'