Bing Bong Doodlebug Uses 47 Scrambled Eggs To Write A Novel, Calls It 'Breakfast Fiction'
The book smells like brunch and has a limited shelf life of three days.
Bing Bong Doodlebug, an avant-garde artist, has written a 300-page novel using 47 scrambled eggs as ink. 'It's breakfast fiction,' Doodlebug explained. 'You read it with your eyes and your nose.' The book, titled 'Omelette of Thoughts,' has a shelf life of three days before it 'becomes compost.' Critics are divided: some call it 'edible art,' others call it 'a health code violation.' The first edition sold out to hungry collectors.