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Bing Bong Doodlebug Sells 'Invisible Clothing' Line, Customers Leave Store Naked

Bing Bong Doodlebug Sells 'Invisible Clothing' Line, Customers Leave Store Naked
The clothing is 'conceptual' and 'liberating,' but also 'technically illegal in most jurisdictions.'

Bing Bong Doodlebug has launched an 'invisible clothing' line consisting of absolutely nothing. 'It's about what you don't wear,' Doodlebug explained. Customers pay $500 for 'conceptual outfits' and leave the store naked. 'I feel free,' one buyer said, shivering. 'Also cold.' Police have been called 47 times. Doodlebug is now selling 'imaginary winter coats' for 'people who want to feel warm without the bulk.'

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Business#Satire#Fashion
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