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Bing Bong Doodlebug Paints Self-Portrait Using Only Tears And Expired Mayonnaise

Bing Bong Doodlebug Paints Self-Portrait Using Only Tears And Expired Mayonnaise
The painting is titled 'Decisions I've Made' and smells 'like regret and a deli.'

Bing Bong Doodlebug has created a self-portrait using only tears and expired mayonnaise. 'The medium reflects the subject,' Doodlebug explained. 'Sad and slightly spoiled.' The painting, which is mostly beige with darker beige spots, sold for $47,000. 'It spoke to me,' the buyer said. 'Specifically, it whispered 'you've made poor choices.''' Doodlebug's next work will use 'anxiety' and 'cold coffee grounds.'

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