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Bing Bong Doodlebug Paints Portrait Using Only Regret And Slightly Burnt Coffee

Bing Bong Doodlebug Paints Portrait Using Only Regret And Slightly Burnt Coffee
The painting is titled 'Decisions I've Made' and is completely brown.

Bing Bong Doodlebug has created a portrait using only 'emotional residue' and burnt coffee. 'The regret adds texture,' Doodlebug explained. The painting, titled 'Decisions I've Made,' is entirely brown with darker brown spots. Art critics call it 'bleak' and 'relatable.' The piece sold for $47,000 to a collector who said, 'I felt seen.' Doodlebug's next work will use 'anxiety' and 'cold tea.'

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