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Bing Bong Doodlebug Paints Mural Using Only Regret And Slightly Burnt Popcorn

Bing Bong Doodlebug Paints Mural Using Only Regret And Slightly Burnt Popcorn
The artwork smells like 'a movie theater where everything went wrong.'

Bing Bong Doodlebug has completed a massive mural using only 'emotional residue' and burnt popcorn. 'The regret adds texture,' Doodlebug explained. 'The popcorn adds... smell.' The mural, titled 'Decisions I've Made (The Extended Cut),' spans an entire city block. Critics call it 'bleak' and 'oddly crunchy.' The city plans to power-wash it. 'We'll regret it,' a spokesperson said. 'But that's on theme.'

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